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| "Internet Influencer" is not a thing. | Add / Read Comments |
| We live in a world where people live like dogs, and where dogs live like people. If you're so smart, explain that… |
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| Since Republicans are proposing that women must have an ultrasound before having an abortion, how about a rule for men too? Before a man can masturbate, he has to go to a doctor and view an ultrasound of each sperm that he is about to kill. (And his insurance won't pay for it.) | Add / Read Comments |
| You haven't been convicted of a crime, but you're still wearing the equivalent of an ankle monitor that tracks you and records everywhere you go. | Add / Read Comments |
| Gender IS binary. Period. | Add / Read Comments |
| Britney Spears. Who cares? | Add / Read Comments |
| There are two kinds of people . . . | Add / Read Comments |
| You do not HAVE to be on Facebook. It is not a requirement. | Add / Read Comments |
| What if you could design a 3-D printer that would… | Add / Read Comments |
| The fundamental promise of the founding of America was the seperation of wealth and rights. | Add / Read Comments |
| "Stay-at-home" is not a job. To say that "stay-at-home" is a job demeans every woman (and man) who gets up every morning and goes to a job, whether or not they have kids at home. | Add / Read Comments |
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| The culture wars of the '60s are over. | Add / Read Comments |
| The United States is NOT "Number 1" by any quantifiable measure (except military spending.) As a matter of fact, we rank rather low on most measurable scales. | Add / Read Comments |
| The term "liberal elite" is an oxymoron. | Add / Read Comments |
| If three-strikes-and-you're-out is better than subjective sentencing, then why isn't two-strikes-and-you're-out better than three? Why isn't one better than two? Why isn't suspicion better than one? But can we really punish people because they might cause physical injury or property damage or even death? Because they are statistically more likely to? Because we perceive that they might have a propensity to? In America??? Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? Had you caused physical injury or property damage or even death? No. You were punished because, in theory, you MIGHT. |
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| If Jesus had had a handgun, would he have won? | Add / Read Comments |
| What is news? | Add / Read Comments |
| Math is not fuzzy. Aging is not graceful. Greed is not good. Destruction is not creative. It's not hip to be square. Money does not equal speech. A man in a wig and a dress is not a woman. Conservatism is not compassionate. Intoxicated consent is still consent. News is not fake. Facebook is not news. Disco still sucks. | Add / Read Comments |
| Never underestimate the ignorance of the American people. | Add / Read Comments |
| Hillary Clinton is the Yoko Ono of this era. | Add / Read Comments |
| When people say "It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing" they usually mean "It's the money." | Add / Read Comments |
| I don't want to be in the mainstream. (Bill Maher) | Add / Read Comments |
| Maybe we should assassinate Pat Robertson. | Add / Read Comments |
| The quality of bottled water is less reliable than that of tap water. | Add / Read Comments |
| All of the people on Pluto are pissed! or Pluto has seceded from the Solar System. (take your pick) |
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| It's good that we don't rely on computers to create the beer. (Actually, at some level, we probably do…) | Add / Read Comments |
| Lysergic acid diethylamide may be right for you. Ask your doctor |
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| White males are not a persecuted minority. | Add / Read Comments |
| "Flat" is the new "up." | Add / Read Comments |
| The phrase "carrot-and-stick" is the most misappropriated phrase in current discourse. | Add / Read Comments |
| No wonder Americans are so fat, our food is so damned good! | Add / Read Comments |
| Modern medicine doesn't prolong life, it prolongs death. | Add / Read Comments |
| If women ran the world, it would be a better place. | Add / Read Comments |
| In marriage, the woman picks the man. In prostitution, the man picks the woman. | Add / Read Comments |
| To women, having an affair is a sign of weakness. To men, having an affair is a sign of strength. | Add / Read Comments |
| We should phase out beverages sold in glass bottles. All beverages should be distributed in plastic bottles or aluminum cans. | Add / Read Comments |
| What is a "hippie?" | Add / Read Comments |
| The astounding commercial success of Michael Jackson (as well as Madonna, Prince and others in the models-as-musicians mold) is overwhelming evidence that the music programs in the public schools aren't doing their job. | Add / Read Comments |
| You're a liberal if ..… | Add / Read Comments |
| I don't think progressives should make a big issue out of whether or not SpongeBob is gay . Let's just admit that he is and move on. | Add / Read Comments |
| Communism and slavery are exact opposites. | Add / Read Comments |
| How about adult-only long haul airline flights? | Add / Read Comments |
| The right wing's anti-gay rhetoric is in at least some instances a case of the guilty dog barking loudest. | Add / Read Comments |
| Spinshield projections for the next two years. (From 2006) | Add / Read Comments |