Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming
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10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat
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9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos
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8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal
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7. Convene Blue-Ribbon Committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem
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6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over
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5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?
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4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone
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3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37
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2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice
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1. Invade Antartica
Source: David Letterman - The Late Show on CBS - 7/21/05
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