Actually heard a guy say that on a news interview the other day in reference to the economy. Couldn't resist coming up with a few more in that vein:
- Shitty is the new good.
- Michael Jackson is the new Beethoven.
- Disposable is the new valuable.
- Stupid is the new smart.
- Palin is the new politics.
- Just chubby is the new sexy.
- Not dropping out of high school is the new academic success.
- Beating up gays and killing gynecologists is the new religion.
- Not being forced from the roof of the embassy on a helicopter is the new victory.
You get the idea. How many more can you think of? Add them below. Just remember…the key is to lower your standards. You can fight it if you want, but it will just wear you out. The thing to do now is to just give up! |